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March 2014

God Loves Foreskins

Mar 27, 2014 - Tags:

God LOVES foreskins! Especially bloody foreskins. In this story, God is royally pissed at Moses and meets him on the way to the Inn where he tries to kill him.

Yes, God "tries" to kill Moses which seems rather odd given that God is supposed to be pretty powerful and, presumably, if he wants somebody dead, he doesn't have to try.  Here, I imagine Yoda saying, "Do or do  not. There is no try."

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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus."

Thomas Jefferson